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21.05.2004
On Leeds United's financial
problems ...
Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Leeds in a landslide
No escape from reality
Batter your wife
Shag sheep and cry and weeeep
You're just a poor club; you've got no sympathy
Because you're easy come, easy go
Flying high, now you're low
Leeds are going under, doesn't really matter to me
To me
Ridsdale, you've killed your club
Put a goldfish on your desk
Spent too much, but now he's dead
Ridsdale, life has just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Leeds scum, ooooh
Makes me laugh to see you cry
If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on cos nothing really matters
Too late, their time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Can't stop laughing all the time
Goodbye Leeds United-you've got to go
Gotta leave the premier league and face the truth
Leeds scum oooooo
I want to see you cry
I bet that little lad on TV wishes he'd never been born at all
I see a little shadow of a team
Munich songs, Munich songs but your club are going under
Smithy to United - very very frightening me
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsdale
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsdale
Peter Ridsdale, magnificooooo oh oh oh oh
You're just a poor club and nobody loves you
Your granddad is your father, keep it in the family
Spending your cash on some monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Seth Johnson! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Seth Johnson! We will not let you go - let him go
Seth Johnson! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Thanks for Eric, Thanks for Eric, Thanks for Eric, he's a God
Ferdinand a red devil for £30 mill, £30 mill, £30 mill
So you think its funny to sing songs when people die-
So you think we'll all miss you because you cried
Oh Leeds scum- you make me @#%$ my sides Leeds scum
Just going down - just going right outta here
Leeds are going under
Anyone can see
Leeds are going under and I think it's really funneeeeeee !!!!
Thanks to Ian Dawson |
| 23.11.2001
Football managers tell us
"Why did the chicken cross the road ?"
Arsene Wenger
"From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly
so I cannot really comment.
However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and
fans who are clearly chickenophobic."
David O'Leary
"To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road
is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as
long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to
cross it this season."
Sir Alex Ferguson
"As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute
early according to my watch."
George Graham
"I want good, solid team chickens who'll cross the road in a
straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at
this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not
worth it!"
Gianluca Vialli
"When the fish are down, he'll just be one of the chaps. It doesn't
matter to me whether he's an Italian, French or English chicken as long
as he's willing to die on the pitch for Chelsea."
Peter Reid
"Just cross the ****ing road, you chicken ****!"
Glenn Hoddle
"The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in
a previous life it had been a bad chicken."
Brian Clough
"If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in
the tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."
Ron Atkinson
"Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back
stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got
a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."
Ruud Gullit
"I am hoping to see some sexy poultry."
Gordon Strachan
"I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been
one of the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done, but
as it's one of the wee chickens it must be luck."
John Gregory
"Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he
tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."
Kevin Keegan
"OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all
the way to the other side of the road."
Thanks to Chris Fincham |
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29.01.2002
Following
the Semi-final League Cup win over Chelsea ... To the tune of
"Because I got High"
John Terry first stood on the ball, The Keeper Said Why?
Steffan sticked out his big toe, Ranieri said why?
The Spurs are off to Cardiff and I know why,
Because we got 5,
Because we got 5,
Because we got 5,
Da la la la la la
Corner to Tottenham, Float it in high.
The Big Guns are at the backpost, Float one in high,
Sherwood from 18 yards, the Chelsea fans cry,
Because we got 5,
Because we got 5,
Because we got 5,
Da la la la la la
Second half kicks off late, the Spurs are still high,
Pass and move and run off the ball, the Spurs are on Fire
A floated ball knocked down to Sheringham, Teddy let's fly,
Teddy lets fly,
Teddy lets fly,
Teddy lets fly,
Da la la la la la
The ref sends off Jimmy F, Jimmy says why?
It was Mario who raised his hands, Nobody knows why?
And now Marcel Desailly is about to cry!
Jimmy Goodbye!!!
Jimmy Goodbye!!!
Jimmy Goodbye!!!
Da la la la la la
We got Simon Davies on the cheap, from Barry Fry,
He's been playing out of his skin, he's on a high,
Now's he just banged one in, what a great buy, yeah yeah,
Because we got 5,
Because we got 5,
Because we got 5,
Da la la da la la
Papers say Sergei Rebrov is soon to say 'bye', They say he'll pack up
his
suitcase and off he will fly But Sergei is off to Cardiff, do you know
why?
BECAUSE WE GOT 5
BECAUSE WE GOT 5
BECAUSE WE GOT 5
Ba-da-da-da, da-da-dalala- dalala, dalala, dada |
