It is with much joy and excitement that I
find my self writing to your website with the purpose of sharing my
happiness with Spurs fans world wide.
The story began when a certain miserly Gooner
brought in another hard working, 'no skill', not fit to wear the
lilywhite and blue shirt player to our already flagging squad.
An ex-European Cup champion and a player who man marked Alan Shearer
out of the Euro 96 semi final, Spurs fans may have been forgiven for
expecting wonders from our newly acquired ex-German International.
However, Mr. Freund quickly established himself as a player 'not
quite' in the same league as the likes of Sherwood, Leonhardsen and
probably Saib, Rosenthal or Dozzell had they still been at the
club. Spurs had bought a player with the attacking prowess of
a three legged Lion and a man who would struggle to pass wind, let
alone a football. As Graham parted company with London's most glamorous
football club, obvious questions were raised about the future
of the flagging German. Spurs fans rejoiced in the fact that
thanks to Gilles Grimandi we could not be branded with
employing the worst player in the Premiership. Unfortunately
not even Watford seemed interested in receiving yet another hand-me
down from their prestigious neighbours and a career in the reserves
loomed large for Freund as surely no new manager would be so willing
to accommodate such a player?
Enter the Messiah:
As Spurs legend Glenn Hoddle, a man
famed for his passing football took control of North London's most
famed giants, Ladbroke's offered 1000/1 on that Freund would never
don the glorious shirt again. However, after a few waves
of his magic wand, Mr. Hoddle has transformed the once calamitous
midfielder into a true Spurs legend. Freund now has a role, a
purpose in life and a family that loves him and his every move!
Sitting in front of the Spurs back three, Sir Freund keeps the ball
moving (albeit sideways and backwards) and ably shepherds
opponents into safety areas. Not only can he do this... Oh
No...Mr. Freund is also a comedy genius! Under George
Graham, Spurs fans were denied of the trickery that Maradona was
once quoted as saying "Steffen does things I could never dream
of". Add such magical powers to the regular surging runs
down the right hand side and the bone crunching tackles that are
enforced week in week out and we have undeniably one of the greatest
players the world has ever seen.
Just a few questions need to be
answered, perhaps other yids would like to comment?:
1. Is Freund the most influential
player in the Premiership?
2. Is Freund the most ridiculous
character in the Premiership?
3. Will he dye his hair blue
and white when we win the Double this season?
4. What will his celebration be
when he finally breaks his goal drought?
Move aside Keane and Vie*a....Steffen
Freund's A Football Genius!!!
