THE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF
HIGHBURY HELL EXPERIMENTS
|Thanks to Tony Rowe, these
pictures obtained by using a secret camera hidden inside a small flower
tucked into the buttonhole of his jacket can now be revealed to the
Prepare yourself for horror as you will be faced with the awful truth ...
And you know ...
You know, a lot of people have asked why MEHSTG is bothering with this campaign to save a dumb creature. Well, there is more to this than meets the eye.
MEHSTG feels that this is just the thin end of the wedge (that fits so nicely into modern day players pockets). The striving for perfection in players will lead to all sorts of performance enhancing drugs and mind altering substances. Just look at what is happening in Italy and Spain. The frightening reality of the logical progression is experiments on players using the DNA of animals to produce the ultimate footballer.
But some of these early experiments carried out at the House of Highbury Horror have not gone so well.
Looking for a player who was good up front and boasted a pair of twin strikers, this horrible mutation rolled off the operating table to scare the living daylights out of fans across the country.
Only simian headed Sunderland manager Peter Reid was willing to take a chance on this one. And only then because he probably thought he was in with a chance there !!
At MEHSTG we will not stop until these terrible twists of fate are ceased on the poor players at Highbury.
The campaign rolls on and gathers momentum daily.
Let everyone know about the SAVE CHIMP campaign.
And always remember those much less fortunate than your own.
For further photographic evidence, click here.
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